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The more people i meet the more i love my dog.
My wife loves my meat in her mouth, bbq time.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'like' button.
I'd rather check my facebook than face my checkbook!
I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
I always say
happy birthday Facebook
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
My viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life
I love my mother and not only on mother's day
Today I feel like a tampon. In a good place... at the wrong time.
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