DOESN'T WANT ANY INVITATION FOR: CITYVILLE, FARMVILLE, PETVILLE OR ANY OTHER SHITVILLE.
Today I feel like a tampon. In a good place... at the wrong time.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'like' button.
The eagle has landed on Facebook
cute and lovely
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
I miss my girlfriend
shit it's monday
May the force be with me
My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate,Now I have 2 Girlfriends
Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?
Bad sex is better than a good day at work.
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