I feel like shit
I think Iíve discovered the secret of life Ė you just hang around until you get used to it.
Back to school, i hate it.
I just farted in the apple store and everyone got upset. Itís not my fault they donít have windows
Life is half spent before we know what it is.
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. - Robert Paul
Tasty fruit
I want to live my life without stress and worries, I don't need to be rich or famous, I just want to be happy.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
It's no coincidence that four of the six letters in health are heal.
I'M SINGLE IF YOU'RE RICH
This girl is looking for a sweet teddy bear
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