I'll be back in five minutes. If I'm not, read this again.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird … so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
I'd rather check my facebook than face my checkbook!
Money talks…but all mine ever says is goodbye.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
Yes, I’m a smoker and no, I don’t have yellow teeth...they’re blond!!!!
I never finish anything
My weekend face and my monday face.
This person needs a beer
I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
SINGLE AS A DOLLAR AND I’M NOT LOOKING FOR CHANGE.
I just farted in the apple store and everyone got upset. It’s not my fault they don’t have windows
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