Wrong door to Facebook
Weekends are made in China, they do not last long
i enjoy long romantic walks to my fridge
I always say
I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl
I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
This person is hungry
this person goes to sleep
Money talks…but all mine ever says is goodbye.
I Hate How Chocolate Immediately Melt On My Fingers. I Mean, Am I That Hot?
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
Yes, I’m a smoker and no, I don’t have yellow teeth...they’re blond!!!!
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