This person is hungry
I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
My wife is like Google, they know everything and follow me everywhere.
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
This person needs a beer
Money Doesn't Bring You Happiness That's Why I Just Went Shopping To Get Rid Of It
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
they laugh at me because i'm different i laugh at them because they are all the same
Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
This person needs a haircut
Yes, Iím a smoker and no, I donít have yellow teeth...theyíre blond!!!!
I Hate How Chocolate Immediately Melt On My Fingers. I Mean, Am I That Hot?
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