I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
May the force be with me
Money Doesn't Bring You Happiness That's Why I Just Went Shopping To Get Rid Of It
MY KIDS THINK I AM AN ATM
This person needs a beer
Just watching TV
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror
Weekends are made in China, they do not last long
I'm not single I have a cat
Sometimes I wish I was a bird Ö so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
I just farted in the apple store and everyone got upset. Itís not my fault they donít have windows
they laugh at me because i'm different i laugh at them because they are all the same
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