A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I think Ive discovered the secret of life  you just hang around until you get used to it.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
 Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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