A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.
Oscar Wilde —  Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
 Mother Teresa-We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love.
Plato-Love is a serious mental disease.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
Life is half spent before we know what it is.
Tommy Cooper — 'I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.'
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. - Robert Paul
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day
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