You cannot solve a problem with the same mind that created it.
Anyone who never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Plato-Love is a serious mental disease.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Life is half spent before we know what it is.
It's no coincidence that four of the six letters in health are heal.
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. - Robert Paul
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
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