The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for.
Pretty woman make us buy beer ugly woman make us drink beer.
Oscar Wilde   Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Despite everything i believe that people are really good at heart.
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Somewhere, over the rainbow, Way up tall, There's a land where they've never heard of cholesterol.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Tommy Cooper  'I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.'
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
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