The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Plato-Love is a serious mental disease.
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. - Robert Paul
tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth will
It's no coincidence that four of the six letters in health are heal.
Oscar Wilde   Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Anyone who never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
Life is half spent before we know what it is.
Tommy Cooper  'I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.'
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Pretty woman make us buy beer ugly woman make us drink beer.
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