WTF, there's a hole in my facebook wall!
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
When God made me, he was showing off!
Iím not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
my christmas feeling
If I had the money I'd hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
When I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
i'm so awesome
i'm not weird i'm limited edition
This person is amazing, no bullshit.
Fuck the rest, i am the best.I have no ego, i am the ego.
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