My wife loves my meat in her mouth, bbq time.
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'like' button.
When God made me, he was showing off!
I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
dDon't screw with me
This person here is awesome
the world is mine
I this picture is shared 100 times she goes naked
hangover
Fuck the rest, i am the best.I have no ego, i am the ego.
This person is very hot
monday middle finger
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