i'm so awesome
my christmas feeling
Like if you can smell my feet
monday middle finger
Today I feel like a tampon. In a good place... at the wrong time.
i'm not weird i'm limited edition
Fuck the rest, i am the best.I have no ego, i am the ego.
To much noise on Facebook, so shut up.
Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
you can go blind from my pure awesomeness
If I had the money I'd hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
This person is amazing
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