awesome in bed I can sleep for hours
When I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome, but shit happens.
To much noise on Facebook, so shut up.
If I had the money I'd hire 2 private investigators to follow each other
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My wife loves my meat in her mouth, bbq time.
I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
I am nobody, nobody is perfect.
hangover
the world is mine
This is what awesome looks like
This person is dangerous
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