Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
awesome in bed I can sleep for hours
Sexy and i know it
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
shit it's monday
When God made me, he was showing off!
dDon't screw with me
WTF, there's a hole in my facebook wall!
Like to kiss
i'm not weird i'm limited edition
When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'like' button.
create your own facebook text picture