Money talks…but all mine ever says is goodbye.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird … so I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
I Kiss Better Than I Cook, and I'm a Great Cook
Money Doesn't Bring You Happiness That's Why I Just Went Shopping To Get Rid Of It
Weekends are made in China, they do not last long
I'm not single I have a cat
I never finish anything
MY KIDS THINK I AM AN ATM
I'd rather check my facebook than face my checkbook!
I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.
I always say
SINGLE AS A DOLLAR AND I’M NOT LOOKING FOR CHANGE.
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